# Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics ## Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics posted on Sunday, July 18, 2004 12:55 PM One of those 'blog of a blog' posts, but I unashamedly love this...recreated is the full post... ## [*Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics*](http://weblogs.asp.net/tmeston/archive/2004/07/17/186238.aspx) *Some guy Shane posted “Isaac Hayes' 3 Laws of Robotics“ as a comment to this* [*blog entry on Engadget*](http://www.engadget.com/entry/5586037615860137/#c12424)*.  I laughed out loud.* - *A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.* - *A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.* - *A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.* *(As an aside -- who thinks* [*Phillip Torrone*](http://pt.textamerica.com/) *has too many robots?  Is there such a thing?)*