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# Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

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Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

posted on Sunday, July 18, 2004 12:55 PM

One of those 'blog of a blog' posts, but I unashamedly love this...recreated is the full post...

## [*Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics*](http://weblogs.asp.net/tmeston/archive/2004/07/17/186238.aspx)

*Some guy Shane posted “Isaac Hayes' 3 Laws of Robotics“ as a comment to this* [*blog entry on Engadget*](http://www.engadget.com/entry/5586037615860137/#c12424)*.  I laughed out loud.*

- *A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.*
- *A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.*
- *A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.*

*(As an aside -- who thinks* [*Phillip Torrone*](http://pt.textamerica.com/) *has too many robots?  Is there such a thing?)*

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Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

Wednesday, 06 September 2006

Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

posted on Sunday, July 18, 2004 12:55 PM

One of those 'blog of a blog' posts, but I unashamedly love this...recreated is the full post...

Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

Some guy Shane posted “Isaac Hayes' 3 Laws of Robotics“ as a comment to this blog entry on Engadget. I laughed out loud.

A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.
A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.

(As an aside -- who thinks Phillip Torrone has too many robots? Is there such a thing?)